The nuance and elementary study of King Assripper

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heathklaf
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The nuance and elementary study of King Assripper

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Among the collective of the greater part of the internet, lies the interwoven stream of consciousness that most of the connected denizens would consider an icon. Spanning far and wide from short form content to the weave of documentary videos lies our subject today.
This individual in question is known as, King Assripper.

A man bestowed with the skill, the heart, the passion of erupting his most blessed and putrid sonnets of song from this posterior. For which this man many have claimed as a joke, a mere concoction of comedy. To others of refined taste, one can consider him an artiste. For example, are we not to mirror ourselves in his lust for saturated fats and brewed alcoholic beverages in great amounts? The gluttony of his foreboding gut shakes and gyrates with such vigor that it dare hypnotizes all those who bear witness to his mighty producer of flatulence. A mighty gut of steel and pure vigor producing unadulterated vibrates of sheer earth shattering intensity, much like in his masterpiece video: farting on my roommates door.

Eloquent. Iconic. Brapist by nature.

Entice yourselves and open your eyes, ears, and sinus to our friend and modern da Vinci.

haaah.
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